From Twitter 10-15-2010

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• 10:51:00: I know it's a beautiful day -50 degrees (F) already- but I don't think it's warm enought to wear shorts and no shoes when working on the car
  
• 16:22:36: Dear family: Chocolate chips are NOT a snack. They may be chocolate but when you eat them I can't BAKE with them. Please don't eat my chips.
  

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