- 10:51:00: I know it's a beautiful day -50 degrees (F) already- but I don't think it's warm enought to wear shorts and no shoes when working on the car
- 16:22:36: Dear family: Chocolate chips are NOT a snack. They may be chocolate but when you eat them I can't BAKE with them. Please don't eat my chips.
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