I belong to the landcomm tvholics and for one of our challenges we were supposed to create a drinking game for any show, past or present. Because Man from U.N.C.L.E. seems to have eaten my brain, I did one for that classic show.

Keep in mind, I love Illya best. If I had more time, I would write more rules... Actually, finabair, if you are up sometime, we will have a marathon, drink some Rain and write more rules!

Man from U.N.C.L.E. drinking game

1. Take a drink when Illya answers a question with an enigmatic, philosophical statement. Two the question deals with his personal life.


2. Take a drink if Illya is wearing black. Two if it’s a turtleneck. Three if he’s also wearing a hat.


3. Take a drink if Illya gets wet. Two if he gets completely soaked. Three if he’s not near a body of water.


4. Take a drink if Napoleon hits on the girl. Two if she’s one of the bad guys. Three if she turns him down. Drink the whole bottle if the girl prefers Illya.


5. Take a drink every time someone uses a secret entrance


6. Take a drink every time someone says “Open Channel D”. Two if the channel has a different letter.


7. Take a drink every time Mr. Waverly infers that death is an acceptable risk. Two if he actually forbids one of the boys from going and rescuing the other.


8. Take a drink anytime Mr. Waverly draws a gun. Two if he shoots it.


9. Take a drink if THRUSH is behind a plot to destroy U.N.C.L.E. Two if they are out to take over the world.


10. Take a drink if someone mentions that Illya is Russian. Two if that someone is Napoleon. Three if it’s Illya. Buy a bottle if this happens anytime in season 3.