Because they're there...

Being sick, I've decided to take quizzes. All of the quizzes were stolen from finabair who, as far as I know, didn't have being sick as an excuse to take them. Heh.

( Lots of quizzes )

My how times change:

I remember, as a child, singing this song at the end of school:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured all the teachers, we have broken ev'ry rule;
We're marching down the hall to hang the principal,
Us kids are marching on!

Glory, glory, what's it to ya?
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
I knocked her to the floor with my loaded .44,
Us kids are marching on!

I was going to teach it to my daughter, but I think I need to change a couple of things. In today's world singing about shooting the teacher is a bad thing. Now since Wil had never heard the song, I checked the Internet and found quite a few references of it. Including one that seems to have more acceptable lyrics:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule!
We have wandered down the halls writing cuss words on the walls,
Us kids are marching on!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler,
I bopped her on the bean with a rotten tangerine,
Us kids are marching on!

I think I'll teach her the safer version. Don't need to make problems for her.