Thoughts on the Day (4/4 and 4/5)

Yesterday is:

Hug a Newsman Day
I know no newsman to hug. I know no newswomen to hug, either. I think I can safely say that this day is a total bust for me.

Walk Around Things Day
As opposed to, say, walking through them? Or on them. I always walk around things. Less painful.

School Librarian Day
Librarians are cool. They get to work with books all day. I don't understand, however, how they get any work done when they have all those cool books to read.

Tell a Lie Day
I lie very well. In fact, I am an excellent liar. Not sure if that's something I should be proud of or not. But it really doesn't matter one way or the other, because I don't lie.


Today is:

Go for Broke Day
Heh. I went shopping and spent more money than I really should have, does that qualify as "going for broke". Because I'm very close to broke right now.

National Alcohol Screening Day
What are we screening the alcohol for? And... I'm out of any clever comments here. Tired.

National Fun at Work Day
I think I had fun at work today. Well, I think I had fun. I don't know. I didn't feel good enough to really pay that much mind. It was a LONG day, that much I know.