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Avast, me hearties!
Gather 'round, gather 'round. 'tis a pirate's tale ye will hear, filled with darin' battles an' teriffin' storms an' more pirate booty than ye can dream of. Leave the lan' lubber in ye behind as ye set sail for distant shores filled with adventure 'n grand pirate ways.
It's Talk like a pirate day. Thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
imbri6 for the heads up. I plan on scaring all my classes today by being pirate-like. And I'll keep the soundtrack to Pirates of the Caribbean on loop.
Remember: Take what ye can and give nothin' back.
From the website:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is:
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
1. Mind If I climb your rigging?
2. Nice Mast.
3. Care to dock into Port?
4. Could you untangle my rigging?
5. Come swab my deck.
Gather 'round, gather 'round. 'tis a pirate's tale ye will hear, filled with darin' battles an' teriffin' storms an' more pirate booty than ye can dream of. Leave the lan' lubber in ye behind as ye set sail for distant shores filled with adventure 'n grand pirate ways.
It's Talk like a pirate day. Thanks to
imbri6 for the heads up. I plan on scaring all my classes today by being pirate-like. And I'll keep the soundtrack to Pirates of the Caribbean on loop.Remember: Take what ye can and give nothin' back.
From the website:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is:
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
1. Mind If I climb your rigging?
2. Nice Mast.
3. Care to dock into Port?
4. Could you untangle my rigging?
5. Come swab my deck.
