Reason #45,339 I avoid most fanfic:

[partly]

This was posted on a A-Team list I belong to-- and keep in mind that Face and Murdy are both male:

For those of you following Face &
Murdy's relationship - What do you
think their child will be?

o boy fairy
o boy vampire
o boy fairy-vampire
o boy human-fairy
o girl fairy
o girl vampire
o girl fairy-vampire
o girl human-fairy
o rainbow-hued chick


I'll admit that I'm not reading the fic, but I have no idea how this fits in any way into the show that I love. And I really have no interest in finding out how having any of the above will help expand the relationship between these two men.

*gah*