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From The List: If Jack Bauer says it
Five statements that might get results if `24's' Jack Bauer says them in his dramatic voice.
5. "I need that Biggie-sized. Now!"
4. "If I can't get that bouquet with baby's breath, people will die."
3. "The ambassador has been kidnapped, so it's imperative I have the aisle seat."
2. "Think about it. The last place the terrorists will look for me is in your sorority house."
1. "I'm a federal agent with a direct line to the president. Your only option is to validate my parking."
Yes, I know it's still two months before the show is on.
And, yes, I know I'm pathetic.
Five statements that might get results if `24's' Jack Bauer says them in his dramatic voice.
5. "I need that Biggie-sized. Now!"
4. "If I can't get that bouquet with baby's breath, people will die."
3. "The ambassador has been kidnapped, so it's imperative I have the aisle seat."
2. "Think about it. The last place the terrorists will look for me is in your sorority house."
1. "I'm a federal agent with a direct line to the president. Your only option is to validate my parking."
Yes, I know it's still two months before the show is on.
And, yes, I know I'm pathetic.
