Meme Lemming: Letter to Santa

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I put money in kitap's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I punched finabair in the arm (-10 points). In May I put gum in mosestaff's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I helped twilight11 see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been nice (14 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, partly

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I love the fact that I can break Iraq and make up for it by benevolently ruling Canada.