Rap for Shawn, and GIP

[partly]

First of all GIP. This little picture amuses on many levels -- Myria looked at it and said "Angry, angry little fish". Heh.

For tvrealm we had to write a rap song for a TV character. I picked Shawn Spencer:

The Spencer Rap
My name is Shawn and I know what you think, I put my hand to my head… No. I don’t need a shrink
I’m a psychic detective, just what’s all the fuss? This here is my partner “Magic Head” Gus.
I solve all the crimes, I astound and bedazzle – I often send Lassie into a frazzle,
Ain’t nothin’ personal, I just need a distraction, to pull the attention away from the action,
I’m sharp and I’m focused, I don’t miss a--

Look, Gus! It’s the frozen yogurt guy! You want to go get two cones? I’d pay but I spent the office petty cash on pretzels last night. Well, Gus, if you don’t want me to spend the petty cash, you shouldn’t hide it under the false bottom on the middle drawer in your desk!
                                                                                     --thing, I can find what's missin' from a shart to a ring,
So bad guys take warning, don’t come to my town, mess with the psych-os and you’re goin’ down!