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Tue, 13:45: Dear deer that walked the path between the folks and Dan. Do that in the daytime and you'll end up in the freezer.
Tue, 13:50: LOL @TheOnion: Birthday Probably A Safe Password Considering No One Ever Remembers It, Mom Sitting At Computer Says Aloud
Tue, 14:01: Playing ball with the dogs. Don't think Sam's heart is in it - I toss the ball to him and he steps aside to let it fall.
Tue, 20:38: The only men I trust: Jack, Jim and Jose!
Wed, 09:54: Dear @Starbucks, thank you for letting sit at your table, plug in my computer and do some work. Your coffee is good, too!
Wed, 10:46: Dear gentleman with the great southern accent sitting around the corner: I think I love you. You had me at "Now, I'm just a country boy--"