Random Insults...

[partly]

Please use the one that best applies to you. Keep in mind that this is a "Non-returnable" gift.

You dim-witted spam-eating fiddle player!
You ain't nothing but a banjo-playing sneak!
They say you're a taco-bending plectrum banjo player!
You slippery cat-scratching dirt kicker!
They say you're a dictionary-reading naval gazer!
You sole-stuffing ungrateful donut eater!
You flaming avocado-smashing fiddle player!
You slow-minded fidgeting double dipper!
They say you're a pea-snapping ferret face!

Enjoy your insult and have a nice Tuesday!

Comments

[powerpynt.livejournal.com]

We must have vastly different backgrounds...those aren't the insults I'm accustomed to :p.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

She must've gotten the 50 cent insults. You've really gotta pay through the nose for the truly rank ones.