Silly little survey/quiz:

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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	Yeah
Do you party a lot? How often?:	No. Only when the relatives throw one.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	No.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	Only when I mean "like"
Do you skip classes? How often?:	Never. They would miss the teacher.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	I will never answer this question online.
Do you steal?:	No. Only idiots steal.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	Inappropriate to what?
Do you drool over celebrities?:	I don't drool. I do appreciate...
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	Yes.
Do you ever watch the News?:	Not if I can help it.
Do you even care about world issues?:	Yes.
Do you read books often?:	All the time
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	No. I don't even FAIL others in my classes.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	Yes. But then, my family are my friends.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	No. They stink and will kill you.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	No.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	Crushes are fun.
Do you cuss a lot?:	No.
Are you desperate to fit in?:	Fit into what? No. Don't answer that.
Are you intelligent?:	Yes.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	No. Black lips make me look icky.
Black eyeliner?:	Yes. But only rarely.
Black eyeshadow?:	No.
Black trenchcoat?:	I would kill for a black leather duster...
Black boots?:	In winter...
Black fishnets?:	No.
Black nail polish?:	I do own some.
Cigarettes?:	What? Not "Black cigarettes".
Heavy metal music?:	Some.
Marilyn Manson?:	Good grief, no.
Kittie?:	Is this a band?
Cradle of Filth?:	I'll just say no.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	No.
Do you like to be seen as:
Are you an intellectual?:	Yes.
An atheist?:	No. Faith is life.
Horrible home life?:	No. I work hard not to have one.
Hopelessly depressed?:	LOL. No.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	Idealations? Isn't that a tad pretentious?
Self-mutilation?:	I *like* myself.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	Occasionally
Big black boots?:	In winter...
Mohawk?:	Only on BA.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	Just in the ears.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	Always.
Wild hair colors?:	Sometimes.
NOFX?:	Huh?
Rancid?:	No. I'm very fresh.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	Yes.
A:	It's better than a B.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	Good enough.
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	Yes.
Play a lot of sports?:	No.
Talk a lot about sports?:	Somtimes
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	Yes.
Are you arrogant?:	Occasionally.
Are you a male or female whore?:	No.
Are you homophobic?:	No. and I find the question insulting.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	I tease no one. Except friends.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	Ah... yes.
Boobs = yes?:	As a female, I would have to say yes.
Parties = yes?:	Parties are fun.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	No.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	No.
Have you ever been on a diet?:	Yes.
How much did you lose?:	See the answer to the sex question
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	I only believe in eating orders.
Make yourself throw up?:	Ick.
Make-up?:	Occasionally.
Low-cut tops?:	No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	Dream on, fool.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	My hair is way to short to flip
Giggle a lot?:	Only when somethings funny.
What's the deal with boys?:	They're okay.
Thongs?:	Only if you mean flip-flops.
Pretty bras?:	Sure.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	No.
Who's the weaker sex?:	There's a weaker sex?
Are you a feminist?:	Depends on your definition.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	Sometimes.
How often do you shave your legs?:	Private information.
How about your armpits?:	Again. Private information.
Are you emotional?:	Sometimes.
Especially when on your period?:	Get a life.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Everyone should accept orgininality.
Independence or Companionship?:	These are not exclusive.
Stability or Freedom?:	There is freedom in stablity and stability in freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?:	I'm personally interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?:	I'm a private extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?:	The opposite of populatiry IS NOT isolation.
Unique or Loved?:	People love me for my uniqueness.
Understood or Individual?:	People understand that I'm an individual.
You or Them?:	How 'bout us?

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Comments

[powerpynt.livejournal.com]

1. I never would have pegged you as someone who would use the word "icky".
2. I don't have a clue what "idealations" means, why do you?

[partly.livejournal.com]

Icky. IckyIckyIcky.

*grin*

I use it for things like the feeling you get when you reach into the potato bin and accedently grab a rotten one, and your fingers burst through it's taunt, shiny skin and disappear into the slimy, putrid mush that was fighting to get out. Icky.

And as far as I know, "idealations" isn't a word at all.